caveman: can you call 212-584-6587
can you tell doug to stop farting
Sent at 2:10 PM on Friday
me: ok look you can't ask me to do this stuff during business hours
i sit around too many people
last time it was like, 7:30, so it was ok.
caveman: ok
me: but that guy does have some issues.
caveman: yeah
he needs digestive aids
me: is it the same guy?
caveman: yeah
me: does he know it?
caveman: i took him to eat fried chicken for lunch so it's partly my fault i guess
me: hmmm
well are you dropping stink bombs all over the place?
caveman: no
my farts never stink anyway
me: what are you, a girl?
caveman: nope
actually, they smell really bad. i eat a shitload of red meat.
me: man, you're in the wrong era.
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