My name is Muk

me: did i tell you about the kid from my bro's party who was like, "what kind of name is ARTEMIS??"
but he wouldn't tell me his name?
iridethej: yes
me: i found out his name
iridethej: what was his name?
augustus?
me: no
his name is Muk
iridethej: HAHAHAHAHAH
ahahahahaha
ahahahahahaha
hahaha what?
me: yeah
Muk
iridethej: hahahahaha
i'm not laughing at his name
but at his audacity to question yours
me: :)
i know
iridethej: and also at his name

Airlines get worse every day.

What's with the attitude, Pizza dude?

Oh yeah. You're a pizza dude in San Francisco, where it's obligatory to be a douche and tip-demandy if you're in the hipster food service business.

Damn. I fell for it again.

McKins: i think i was bit by one of your 8-legged friends in bed the other night since there arent mosquitos here
me: are there 2 holes?
you could have been bitten by a number of any other insects
like
fleas
bedbugs
McKins: ewwwwww
bed bugs?
i can't tell if there are two holes or not
it's still a little puffy
me: there's no way a spider bit you
your common everyday spider's fangs are really not equipt to pierce human skin
McKins: ok...
me: and if it was one of those deadly spiders, you'd know it.
STOP TRYING TO BLAME SPIDERS!!!
McKins: heeee heee
i just like getting you all riled up
me: dah. i should have known.