He may be a chickenhawk, but he ain't no sausage

horsey: I was just reading some of Toney's ideas

(one of the directors)

he keeps writing scenes where "and then Horsey walks in with his shirt off like its completely normal"

fuckers, I don't even take my shirt off, and somehow there is already the joke that I take my shirt off all the time

its so infuriating ... Toney has a picture of himself on the beach, with a surfboard, as his profile picture ... and I have a decent picture ... AND I'M THE SAUSAGE IN THE SITUATION!

me: i think it's just you

why does toney have an e in his name?

horsey: I don't know

He isn't Italian

something else

Norse or something

lol

yo, what do you mean its just me

what about me screams, omg, he takes his shirt off all the time and acts like a sausage, so it would be funny if he walked in with his shirt off

I swear to god, I lean backwards and actually keep my shirt ON all the time, when everyone takes it off.

People didn't even know I was ripped till like December of last year, because my t-shirt rode up when I was taking off my sweater.

me: well for one thing

you like to complain about it an awful lot

horsey: ?!

me: so i think if you were to have a year where you glued your shirt on

you'd complain about it

and thus everyone would go, oh yeah, horsey, the guy who always has his shirt off

horsey: no, then it'd be, Horsey the guy who complains that his shirt is on

but I wouldn't complain about it

I'm only complaining to you

I don't say anything here

I just laugh

me: hmmmm

hmmmmm

hmmmmm

ok.

also, i think it's the way you walk around

you walk around with your chest puffed out

kinda like this:

horsey:Are you serious ... do I really

omg

I can't help it, my chest is out

me:

look

he's even brown like you!!