this guy's neck
ugh
nightmares, will have
me: haha you mean the turkey rolls?
yummalicious!
horsey: wtf, do people's necks look like that?
why did you post that picture
argh
I'm gonna have the worst nightmares tonight
me: what is wrong with you
you are an odd bird
horsey: "odd bird" hahaha
I like that
Horsey's new status message - artemis: "You are an odd bird" 3:52 PM
horsey: it's like he is a giant action figure, and some naughty titan child twisted his head around and around
or maybe just heated his neck on the stove and pushed his head in
me: you know
that is not the first thing i would notice about that photo
horsey: how do you not see that
!
me: the first thing i would notice is that there is this GIANT ASS-FACE RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD
horsey: its right there
me: if i had to sit there
horsey: at least the giant face doesn't have a goiter me: you are seriously a weirdo
who is this
this isn't even horsey is it
horsey: did you see that guy!
LOOK AT HIS NECK
me: christ already
calm down about his neck
horsey: why are you acting like everything is normal when there is a horror there, right before your very eyes
me: hey horsey
the freakstore called
they're running out of you.
BRA HA!
horsey: hey, Artemis, the empathy store called in, they said they haven't shipped any of your orders for a year
my whole day is ruined
nay, not day, week
yes, my whole week is ruined
I'm gonna go look at my neck now
to see if its gonna turn into that sausage-rounds abomination
me: don't worry, it's been like that for ages
no one notices or cares any more.
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