Sunday, January 25, 2009

Thoughts on commuting

irateguy: Hey, watch where you're going!
me: Why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going???
irateguy: You're the one who's runnin' around all ova the place!
me: How do you know?
irateguy: I saw you!
me: So if you saw me, you saw that I wasn't watching where I was going.
irateguy: So?
me: So that means that you bumped into me on purpose!
irateguy: What?? I didn't bump inta you!
me: Well then who bumped into whom?
irateguy: Nobody bumped into nobody!
me: Ok then. So what's the problem???
irateguy: ...
me: I THOUGHT so.

Or what I will say, next time.

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