Sunday, July 12, 2009

Announcements a Captain should not make

Ding.

"Aaaaaah folks. Welcome aboard and thank you for your patience. This is your Captain. Well, it was a little bumpy coming into Vegas, and it may be a little bumpy getting out. Aaaaaah. Not due to turbulence, but it's very hot today, and the heat bounces off the tarmac and."

Silence.

Ding.

?! "...and.." what!? What!? What does the heat do?!

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